Sunday, February 2, 2014

Prime Time

I just discovered that as an Amazon Prime member, I can stream a huge, steaming pile of sass for free or just a couple bucks. I am happier than Denise Austin after a heady grapevine combo.

Despite using Prime ($80 a year) all the time, for everything from buying paprika and booty shorts to watching all four seasons of the BBC's superbly saccharine Lark Rise to Candleford, it hadn't occurred to me to check for workout videos until the polar vortex kept me inside long enough to fully exhaust my existing library. Denise Austin was my first fling in Primetown, which I'll review sometime before another three months goes by, and I am ready for more. Look at all these goodies:

It's a new day; it's a new dawn; IT'S A NEW LI-YEEF FOR ME. Prime Time has begun!

1 comment:

  1. There are hundreds of Denise Austin clips on YouTube. Just do yourself a favor and don't read the guys' comments beneath. I read that Denise Austin was upset over lewd comments made about past clips online. In some Washington DC newspaper story, Denise reportedly giggled when someone asked if she knew she was the object of so much lust and said, “Now I’m worried!” She also said that she was totally unaware of it. She pushed the limit in skimpy exercise wear on her shows. Although I have to give her credit that she has never actually overtly played up her sexuality. Search "Denise Austin Gets Indecent Exposure" to read the article.

    Here is the link:

    Stretch Comedy: Exercise guru gets indecent exposure. - Washington City Paper

    This link has photo copies of the newspaper story:

    Denise Austin Gets Indecent Exposure